Cucumber, side salads and innovative functionality...
I was never one of those people who understood the raison d'être of the side salad, or who was able to fathom any useful role for cucumber. Now, don't get me wrong, I like a salad as much as the next man. Give me a chicken caesar or a tuna nicoise and I'm a happy boy. But in both those cases the salad is a properly integrated component of the dish rather than an afterthought, and that's always been the nub of the issue for me. If the salad is supposed to be part of the dish, then make it part of the dish. If it isn't, then it isn't. In neither case is a small bowl of lettuce, cucumber and grated carrot required on the side. It smacks of nothing but a thinly disguised ploy to get me to pay more for a meal.