Getting to the bottom of government energy policy...
When you live with three females - in my case, the redoubtable Mrs Simms and two effervescent daughters - then finding a little bit of space in the house that's your own can become increasingly difficult. Happily, the loft is my domain: youngest daughter can't get up the ladder, wife doesn't like to, and oldest daughter has just entered teenagedom and has too many other things on her mind to worry where I might have gone, as long as I'm not invading her space. Of course, before I could occupy the loft it needed extensive boarding, which has taken me quite some time. All the joists had to be built up by four inches so that I could get in the requisite eight inches of insulation - you can see how long it's taken me; in the meantime the desirable number of inches of insulation has gone up to ten. But I'm not starting again.